DOES SATAN EXIST?

Tonight's episode of ABC's NIGHTLINE asks that question. Undoubtedly the show includes a panel of blowhards who believe both that yes he does and no he does not. And the yes he does folks will most likely quote the Bible for their conviction that Satan is in fact a real being.
I asked the very same question last night during my livevideo program. I was surprised that none other than the very mellow Mr.Huxley took offense that I would even dare raise this topic. He took umbrage with my "ridiculing" people's beliefs.
He missed the point I was trying to get at, so here it is: If you believe in Satan, you more than likely believe in Jesus Christ, God, the Bible and the entire cast of characters contained within. And you are more than likely a good obedient "god-fearing" individual. There's my objection right there.

ETERNITY as in FOREVER as in NEVER ENDING as in LONG LONG TIME. That's what people take for granted when they buy into the whole biblical religious philosophy. Sperm meets egg, fertilizes it and BIGBANG! an eternal soul has now come to exist from the ether of nonexistence. Enter Satan, ready to snatch up said soul for an ETERNITY of painful suffering of burning if said soul doesn't mind his p's and q's. Of course on the flip side is God's favorite son JESUS CHRIST ready to swoop down and protect your precious soul when all ya gotta do is accept JC into your heart and all your unholy sins and rude behavior shall be absolved. WELCOME TO HEAVEN! HALLELUYAH!
And this is all FAITH based. For no human has yet to have returned from the hereafter with an eye-witness report of how his/her soul was dispatched upon the shedding of his/her mortal coil. Faith is defined as "belief in things yet seen". Also the ingredient which hucksters rely upon to relieve the faithful of their money, goods virginity etc.

There's my objection right there folks. By surrendering yourself over to NONSENSE you are opening yourself up to unscrupulous individuals who shall waltz right into your life and take advantage of you for their own selfish ends. They trhive on this. They are your enemies but you don't care. You want that. It's the EASY way out. Your mind is overwhelmed by what you see daily in the headlines which stands in direct OPPOSITION to what your faith tries to reassure you with.

1. BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
2. GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE
3. LIFE IS NOT FAIR
4.DISEASES AFFLICT CHILDREN

and then you hear Paul McCartney singing "Let It Be". WRONG! There are no words of wisdom spoken in LET IT BE! An intelligent human seeks to know the cause for things. He/She is not content with the phrase, "it's God's Will."
And I will continue to question EVERYTHING that does NOT make SENSE to me. I want answers people and I want answers that make sense.

So you just go on clutching your bible to your bosom and giving me that condescending look of enlightened righteous superiority. But deep down you know I'm right. And right is a lonely place sometimes.
Bottom line: If Satan does exist, let him step up to me and tell me what he's gonna do. I'll kick his ass and if I can't I yell for Jesus to come get my back.

A NEW CUTESIE PHRASE!

Aight, I created a new phrase. I want you all to incorporate it into your daily speaking. Spread it around. Put it on your greeting cards. I can actually say I came up with this on my very own. It's a genuine GREGLIONS creation to be passed on from generation to generation ad nauseum.



It's LOVE without the heaviness.

You can luz someone a lot more safely than loving them, got it?



The possibilities are endless! Feel the LUZ, spread the LUZ, give LUZ and you'll get LUZ back! AHHH.



ALL YOU NEED IS LUZ LUZ. LUZ is all you need.



Met a new girl who refuses to go to bed with you until you say the magic three words?

Just tell her "I luz u" and you'll be in like Flynn.

Then when you leave her for her sister, cousin, mother, etc. and she screams,



"BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!"



You can counter with, "No, I said I luz u!"



and remember to thank me, GREGLIONS for giving you this wonderful new phrase, thus guaranteeing my place in history ;-)