Wednesday, February 11, 2009

LANGUISHING IN BLOGGER OBSCURITY

To those of you who do not read or comment on my blog here,
you totally suck.
I write quality content. From the brow of my super-brain. And for the most part, it goes unread.
I believe there are two reasons for this: 1. I don't have tits. 2. I am not talking about losing weight, being mistreated by a guy, or my cat/dog/fish/gerbil.
I will test this hypothesis by starting a sock account with a picture of some female aspiring model and write the very same stuff that I write here only under her name. I am predicting that that blog will become quite popular and get many more views. It's all about perception.
Why should I actually care what a bunch of no-life shutins think about my ramblings anyway? I don't know. It's some need to feel my existence validated I suppose.
As if my thoughts were a catalyst that set your own lives in motion towards some greater good.
And what about the use of the word toward/towards? Help me out with that if you can. I have no clue as to what the rule is. I suppose Strunk guide to style can tell me. I hope you don't feel Im being untoward to you for calling you "no-life shutins" but we both know that's true right?
Life is what you make it. And yours is not much.
My belief is that there are two types of people in this world, performers and audience. Most people are just audience. That looks so arrogant in print doesn' t it?
OK, ask yourself this: When I go to a party to people gather around me or do I join a group of people gathered around someone else?
Or picture yourself as some old coot sitting in your rocking chair looking back over your life. Do you have any interesting stories bobbing around like flotsam in the ocean of your mind?
I thought so.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

BEST SHOW ALL UP IN DIS HERE, YAY-UH!

No I don't really talk like the above. I grew up in Jersey City NJ among an urban black population. I was the minority with my olive Italian skin. But we got along, I had a sense of humor. The blacks and I joked together. They accepted me as
one of their own. Even including me in their voodoo rituals.
I offer this as an explanation for my penchant for listening to rap; and for my occasional lapse into hardcore gangsta ebonic street talk.
Recently I offended a chap who came to see my show. The theme that night was "WE BE CRUNKIN'" He proudly held up his can of Crunk Juice. I launched into my usual welcoming patter but with a black accent. The fellow became
offended; he felt I was ridiculing him. He was new to my show. However he didn't know me. He didn't know that I was just playin'. He mistook me for a racist.

I am no racist by any means. We are all just folks. Everyone is a human. You earn or lose my repsect by your deeds. I expect the same is true of me and my impact on you. So lighten up and learn to laugh at yo'self. Life is fleeting. Laughter
makes it bearable.

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