Wednesday, February 11, 2009

LANGUISHING IN BLOGGER OBSCURITY

To those of you who do not read or comment on my blog here,
you totally suck.
I write quality content. From the brow of my super-brain. And for the most part, it goes unread.
I believe there are two reasons for this: 1. I don't have tits. 2. I am not talking about losing weight, being mistreated by a guy, or my cat/dog/fish/gerbil.
I will test this hypothesis by starting a sock account with a picture of some female aspiring model and write the very same stuff that I write here only under her name. I am predicting that that blog will become quite popular and get many more views. It's all about perception.
Why should I actually care what a bunch of no-life shutins think about my ramblings anyway? I don't know. It's some need to feel my existence validated I suppose.
As if my thoughts were a catalyst that set your own lives in motion towards some greater good.
And what about the use of the word toward/towards? Help me out with that if you can. I have no clue as to what the rule is. I suppose Strunk guide to style can tell me. I hope you don't feel Im being untoward to you for calling you "no-life shutins" but we both know that's true right?
Life is what you make it. And yours is not much.
My belief is that there are two types of people in this world, performers and audience. Most people are just audience. That looks so arrogant in print doesn' t it?
OK, ask yourself this: When I go to a party to people gather around me or do I join a group of people gathered around someone else?
Or picture yourself as some old coot sitting in your rocking chair looking back over your life. Do you have any interesting stories bobbing around like flotsam in the ocean of your mind?
I thought so.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

BEST SHOW ALL UP IN DIS HERE, YAY-UH!

No I don't really talk like the above. I grew up in Jersey City NJ among an urban black population. I was the minority with my olive Italian skin. But we got along, I had a sense of humor. The blacks and I joked together. They accepted me as
one of their own. Even including me in their voodoo rituals.
I offer this as an explanation for my penchant for listening to rap; and for my occasional lapse into hardcore gangsta ebonic street talk.
Recently I offended a chap who came to see my show. The theme that night was "WE BE CRUNKIN'" He proudly held up his can of Crunk Juice. I launched into my usual welcoming patter but with a black accent. The fellow became
offended; he felt I was ridiculing him. He was new to my show. However he didn't know me. He didn't know that I was just playin'. He mistook me for a racist.

I am no racist by any means. We are all just folks. Everyone is a human. You earn or lose my repsect by your deeds. I expect the same is true of me and my impact on you. So lighten up and learn to laugh at yo'self. Life is fleeting. Laughter
makes it bearable.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

THEY FEAR THE LIONS




This really takes the cake. Why am I not surprised though? I got this anonymous email telling me that the people who voted for the lame number 1 winner were so nervous about GREGLIONS' performance that they went and bombarded my entry with thumbs down votes. Is that right? Decent? NO! That just bites it. It sucks.
Are you, my loyal fans, friends and occasional bed companions going to let this happen? Sit by and do nothing? OMG! OH THE HUMANITY!
"What can I do Greg? I'm just a shutin behind my computer screen. How can I come to your rescue?"
Alls ya gotta do is go there, sign up (FREE) then click on the GREEN vote for GREGLIONS icon below my audition. Simple. Don't let the lame performers win just because they have lameoid followers with nothing better to do. Come on folks, let's go kick some ass! Ahhh Yeahhh!
Please watch my audition and VOTE for me so I can be a big Hollywood TV Star.

GREGORY LIONS BONES AUDITION

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

HOWARD STERN TRIP TO NYC WINNER!

Recently on my live show, HOWARD STERN made a surprise visit and awarded one viewer a FREE ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO NYC...with one small stipulation:


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Thursday, October 23, 2008

USA, WE THE PEOPLE, WHO GETS SERVED?

“ULTIMATE LOYALTY TO SERVE COUNTRY” General Yueh Fei ‘s mother SOUTHERN SONG DYNASTY, CHINA

I read that today. It made me think of the term patriotism. From the Latin, Patria, country.Serve your country. But what is your country? What is loyalty? At any given point in time, a country is governed by an elected administration. They are transient. The people’s will is like fashion. It changes. It’s whimsical. So again what is country? Is it the literal geographic coordinates we occupy? If so how does one determine how one may best serve one’s country?

I dismiss the idea of service to a given administration. I didn’t vote for GWBush. Look at the shape this USA is in today. It’s monumentally depressed. It is engaged, against the will of the majority of the people, in a synthesized war predicated on the flimsiest excuse of “to prevent terrorism over there from coming over here”. This manufactured war is costing blood of men and women who mistakenly think they are serving their country. In reality they are serving the greed of war profiteers, Bush and his cronies, who could care less about the deaths of these people.

Which brings me to my current outrage that American citizens could honestly think that electing John McCain as our next President will fix the ills that our nation is currently beset with. The definition of insanity is: performing the same actions repeatedly and expecting a different outcome.

John McCain has voted 90% of the time exactly in step with Bush. So he shall be more of the same. That is NOT what we need to fix this country.

And again, my point is you can not serve a country until you decide what your country is. Or what you imagine it to be. I am an American by birth. But far too often I feel like a stranger in this land.

My definition of what my country is this: A place that lets me pursue happiness and flourish. Where I can watch my children lead happy lives. Where there is unity and harmony among the people. Where my taxes are used for services like education, health care, food and shelter.

I pay taxes. I am of the mindset that you get what you pay for. I am most certainly NOT getting what I’m paying for, and neither are you my fellow citizen.

Barack Obama is not an experienced leader in the sense of having governed or mayored etc. But he is an intelligent man who gives one the impression that he genuinely wants to help ALL the people, not just the small minority of the very rich. That makes better sense to me.

Friday, September 26, 2008

JOHN MCCAINS COWARDLY DEBATE COP OUT BWAH HA HA!

JOHN MCCAIN'S COWARDLY DEBATE COP OUT! BWAH HA HA

There's supposed to be a Presidential Debate this evening. Barack Obama says he's going to be there. John McCain has said that he must suspend his appearance, his whole Presidential Campaign drive even UNTIL he has singlehandedly SOLVED the current financial crisis facing the USA.
First, McCain, by his own admission, doesn't know a damn thing about finance. He married a rich woman. So what the hell good is this old geezer showing up with his rolled up sleeves at the White House going to do?

John McCain: "Hello Everybody, I've rolled up my sleeves, suspended my multi-million dollar bid for the Presidency and am here to HELP!"

George W. Bush: "OK, John, thanks for coming, there's the coffee machine, we sure could use another fresh pot"

McCain: "Sure thing Mr. President, I'm HELPING! WOO HOO! We'll have this $700 Billion ransack-the-taxpayers-money plan launched in no time!"

Come on folks, let's see McCain's move for what it is: A COP OUT FROM HAVING TO FACE OBAMA ONE ON ONE TO TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES. McCain is scared of Obama. He knows that Barack is eloquent AND can actually THINK ON HIS FEET. John McCain is lost without a teleprompter and his aides and spin doctors to tell him what to say.
This reminds me of Kennedy vs. Nixon. Kennedy was well-spoken and charismatic. Nixon was a toad.
And where is Sarah Palin? Is she out getting a pedicure?
But I digress.
My question to anyone calling themselves a Republican is:

How can you ignore the short-comings of this stooge, John McCain, that your party has offered up as the Best of its candidates for President of the United States of America?

My next question is:
How can you sheeple, you voters, you same morons that elected GW Bush into the White House for a second term do this all over again? Do you hate the US of A so much that you are secretly hoping to drive this country into the dirt?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

9/11 2001 INVESTIGATIONS AND REVELATIONS IN PLAIN SIGHT

9/11 2001 INVESTIGATIONS AND REVELATIONS IN PLAIN SIGHT
I don’t like the term “conspiracy theorist”. It has the same connotation as “wacko” or “witch-hunter” I prefer INVESTIGATIVE INTEGRITY. Any good detective or scientist will consider ALL possibilities of how an event occurs. He/she will weigh the likelihood of a given scenario and draw his/her conclusions based on an explanation that makes the most sense. Ideally on a process that can be reproduced.
I have considered the events leading to the collapse of the North and South Towers and of Building Seven of the World Trade Center in New York City on September 11th 2001. I witnessed the buildings burning and their subsequent collapse FIRST HAND from across the harbor in Staten Island on that fateful morning. I have weighed the evidence which was presented by numerous sources as well. Ultimately I reject the explanation that two burning commercial airliners were responsible for taking down the North and the South Towers of the World Trade Center. And I also find the explanation that scattered building fires in 7 World Trade Center were the cause of that building’s collapse, UTTERLY ABSURD. Buildings are built to withstand the most severe natural disasters. They stand for years enduring wind and earthquakes. They most certainly DO NOT just collapse from a few scattered small fires.
What does that leave me with? The certainty that what took place was a CONTROLLED DEMOLITION.
To what end? To create an atmosphere of fear throughout the United States of America that would allow the governmental administrators to further an agenda that robs the American citizens of their most basic civil freedoms under the guise of “Homeland Security”; that further allows a synthesized “war” to be declared on a small uninvolved middle eastern country, Iraq.
Three thousand innocent civilians were murdered on September 11th 2001. Three thousand more and still counting have died in Iraq for some vague “prevent terrorism over there from coming over here” ideal.
These crimes are being perpetrated by the super-powerful manipulators of the government. Their goal is profit; greed plain and simple. Power is their motivator. They operate invisibly to the general public. They dictate to the mass media. They escape investigation and ANY remote possibility of prosecution whatsoever.
The vast majority of the American public are blissfully unaware of any of this. They accept the explanation that was given to them without question. Ignorance is bliss.
I carry on as an individual with my day-to-day survival needs. But a small ever-present voice inside my head warns me to beware. And to be prepared.
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