Friday, September 26, 2008

JOHN MCCAINS COWARDLY DEBATE COP OUT BWAH HA HA!

JOHN MCCAIN'S COWARDLY DEBATE COP OUT! BWAH HA HA

There's supposed to be a Presidential Debate this evening. Barack Obama says he's going to be there. John McCain has said that he must suspend his appearance, his whole Presidential Campaign drive even UNTIL he has singlehandedly SOLVED the current financial crisis facing the USA.
First, McCain, by his own admission, doesn't know a damn thing about finance. He married a rich woman. So what the hell good is this old geezer showing up with his rolled up sleeves at the White House going to do?

John McCain: "Hello Everybody, I've rolled up my sleeves, suspended my multi-million dollar bid for the Presidency and am here to HELP!"

George W. Bush: "OK, John, thanks for coming, there's the coffee machine, we sure could use another fresh pot"

McCain: "Sure thing Mr. President, I'm HELPING! WOO HOO! We'll have this $700 Billion ransack-the-taxpayers-money plan launched in no time!"

Come on folks, let's see McCain's move for what it is: A COP OUT FROM HAVING TO FACE OBAMA ONE ON ONE TO TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES. McCain is scared of Obama. He knows that Barack is eloquent AND can actually THINK ON HIS FEET. John McCain is lost without a teleprompter and his aides and spin doctors to tell him what to say.
This reminds me of Kennedy vs. Nixon. Kennedy was well-spoken and charismatic. Nixon was a toad.
And where is Sarah Palin? Is she out getting a pedicure?
But I digress.
My question to anyone calling themselves a Republican is:

How can you ignore the short-comings of this stooge, John McCain, that your party has offered up as the Best of its candidates for President of the United States of America?

My next question is:
How can you sheeple, you voters, you same morons that elected GW Bush into the White House for a second term do this all over again? Do you hate the US of A so much that you are secretly hoping to drive this country into the dirt?

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